We frum the *hic* Bad Neverland wotsit game thing wish yew alls a really festive *hic* seasonal festival doohicky an’ a happy new, uh, beer? Probably beer. Anyways, we are going to sign off for now because we have family to drunkenly yell at and turkey to badly cook, so on behalf of the Bad Neverland team, I really wish you a merry Holidays and a happpy neew year! Oooh! Did I say that already? And where’s the rest of that beer? I’m like 90% sure somebuddy mentioned beer…
It’s finally here! It’s finally here! After all the drama last month, the Holiday update of Bad Neverland is all wrapped up under the tree! Shall we sneak a naughty peek? Oh my! This year, for the very first time, Santa is coming to Bad Neverland! That’s right! Thanks to the shiny new Real Time system in the game, not only do we have lashings of new content, but you can now go and visit Claus himself right in the middle of the town!
Just go to the stage in the town, or the new area north of City Block, to activate the Festive Season! That’s right! Not only does Neverland now have Real Time events, but they are optional as well! But is that it? No! Of course not! Bad Neverland has lots of new toys for you to play with! Check it out!
- Brand New Seasonal Content! Go to the stage in the NE corner of the town, or North of City Block to activate some Festive Cheer!
- Santa has arrived in the Town Square with three different presents for you to choose from!! (You must go to the stage first!!)
- A whole new steamy encounter in the Pink Bedroom at the Beach party!
- New embarrassed nude in the SW corner of the town square!
- New bin in that same corner where you can find news articles about your quests! (Bunny quest and wolf quest already added! Beach is on the way!)
- Bangin’ Barn is now OPEN! You can see some hot action going on in the stalls! Soon there will be a ‘milking parlor’ here as well…
- New shop in the Bunny Camp! It’s full of cute things.
- New achievements for the Beach party!
- Completely replaced the time system to allow seasonal in-game events! The original time system has been completely disabled. If you have trouble with the Bunny Quest not working, do tell us!
- Added support for Location Images! These will appear in a later update! If you want to draw a location, get in touch! We are happy to have all your fan art, but remember we are standing by our decision not to add sex images to the game!
- The random encounter system has been optimized. This may have sped up the game a little!
- Fixed incorrect fetish content in the porn studio window and improved the scenes.
- Frank no longer tells you to go see Tanner during the Romers quest.
- Tanner is no longer hiding in the Romers parking lot
- Failsafe added to Romers quest. (You now need Noah or Sarah to get through the gate)
- Fixes to names and gender in pink bedroom.
- Bobby buck is now in Rosy Flowers and the doorbell is in Rambling Road! You no longer have to go on a major hike to find it and get back!
Thanks again to all our Patreon Supporters in particular! We are still seriously in the hole what with the plumbing drama, but you guys have really come through for us and we would absolutely be so stuck if it wasn’t for all of you! We really appreciate you guys! All the scriptwriters have been working like elves this year, and we love you guys as well. Bad Neverland wouldn’t be half the game it is without you all! From all the Bad Neverland team, we hope you have a happy, safe, and sexy xxx-mas! And a Happy New Year!
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Hope you have a spooky\sexy night! I’m afraid we don’t have an update for you this time as we have just gone through a major plumbing crisis and things are still crazy here, but we are back working hard on the latest release of Bad Neverland and it is going pretty well! We were hoping it would be out today, but we haven’t had half the time we usually do this month to finish everything and do the fetish coding. So what are we going to do? We’re going to have a colossal Christmas update with themed content, in-game news stories about you, a new shop or two, a big beach update, and a whole bunch more!
Stay tuned ghosts and ghouls, we’ll be back for you with plenty of tricks and treats before you know it! We may even have location images in the game if we can make that work!
It’s finally here! After two months of hard work, tinkering, coding, and experimentation, the new update for Bad Neverland is finally out! Thank you all so much for waiting, it’s gong to be worth it! This is just stage one of a total revamp of the Romers campaign that is going to make the quest 1000% better! It took a hell of a lot of work but we have finally managed to take apart all of the content you usually find inside Romers and rebuild it as a huge huge party on the Beach! That means that right now there is almost nothing inside the Romers building, but stay tuned because we are going to use it to build Bad Neverland’s first ever stealth mission!! So what do we have for you this time? Well lets see!
- New start location! Start as a cat-eared Neko in a new village in the Savannah! The Nekos are humans with pointy cat ears and tails, and they are hyper sexual and
ready to pounce!
- Moved the party in Romers to the Eastern part of beach just past the nudist colony!
- Lady Leather’s brand new Bondage Boutique has just opened in Smacky Street!
- Added options for sexual dominance! Don’t want to be on the bottom? Don’t want to be on top? You can now tell the game! All fights have been set to respect this,
and so has Prince Tanner but it’s early days for this option.
- Brand new ‘test screening room’ at the porn studio showing a porn parody. Talk to the guy to screen your films here!
- Fixes to the sex slaves in Highcock Tower! You can now talk to the one on the bed and the names and genders should be sorted out.
- You can get into Cody’s room and see a very sexy scene.
- Massively improved the teen bouncers at the Romers back gate! You should never have to pay them ever again! And if you do, you can get your cash back with a few
- Added purity potions. Get your virginity back!
- Competently revamped Race menu!
- New White\platinum hair type!
- Hyperlinks in the ‘look self’ menu for wearing just one object and for weapons.
- Many spoollin errors faxed
- Major fixes and improvements to Fast travel
- Fixes to costumes and clothes.
- No more need to find the toolbox to attach the slide in the Beach Party.
And that’s not even counting all the other stuff we have tweaked! I’d like to give a big big thank you to all the people who have helped us out, especially the bug testers, script writers, and all our awesome Patreon Supporters! You guys are all amazing and patient and you are helping us out fantastically! So without further ado:
We haven’t released the new update yet, but it’s coming! We have added so much stuff this time that it’s taking a while to test it all, so the new update won’t be out for a little while yet. Thank you all for being so patient, but I promise you it’ll be worth it once we have everything polished up and ready to play! Developing a free game is never easy, especially when you have a job, but we are going to push forward in a hard and thrusty way to get this done!
Hey all! We are working hard on the next release, and we’ve got some big changes going on! We are currently in the process of some massive improvements to the Romers mission and as of right now we have taken the whole thing apart and moved a lot of stuff around to make the mission work a whole lot better. You probably won’t recognize Romers when you next play it, it’s going to be that big a change! We have been listening to all your feedback and we have decided to take the mission stealth based, so you are gonna have to get your sneak on to get inside. The entire party has been moved right out of Romers and all the way over to the beach area, where it will be the major part of a new and improved quest! It’s been a lot of work to fix this up, but the result is going to be great! There is still a lot of testing and improving that needs to be done before we can give you a working update, but stay tuned! The next release is around the corner and it is going to fix some of the biggest flaws in the game! Thank you all so much for your patience, and thank you for reporting that glitch we had in the official Bad Neverland forum a little while ago, you may have prevented it getting corrupted! Thank you as well for all our writers and Patreon supporters! You guys are the ones who made Romers and the beach party possible, and your help is what inspires us to keep building the game and keep trying to make it as good as it can possibly be!
(There is no new version just yet)
It’s update time! The porn studio is now open for business with it’s very first film! Go check it out right now and have fun! We’ve also made it so you can screw Jackie at last (by tainting him), and we will be adding Katie soon as well! And that’s not all, look what else is happening:
- Leveling up now works properly!!
- Fixed Romers gate being locked!
- Bobby Buck’s big scene now plays properly!
- ‘Two followers’ bug fixed
- Fixed Nipper Blowjob bug
- Porn studio window improved.
- Some hyperlink bugs fixed
- Minor bugs and typos fixed. Tell us where you find them if you see more!
- Gender fixes to Emma and James
It’s been hard work getting the porn studio up and running, but now it is you can all enjoy it! A special thanks goes out to Suchsights for writing the studio scripts over at the forum, as well as all our bug reporters and our faithful Pareon supporters! You are all amazing and you are making the game better every day!
We are still working hard to bring you the latest update! Us two have just gotten back from vacation and we have a whole lot of scripts written by you guys that we are working on putting into the game! First up, the porn studio is getting interactive! It’s been a long time coming, and one of our best new contributors has risen to the challenge with some really hot and spicy scenes that are very interactive. Putting it all together has been a surprisingly complex job, but we are about to start testing for the new content so it should be available shortly, so stay tuned!
Thanks all of you for sending in bug reports! We have cleaned up quite a few recently and are putting out a little release to fix some! We still need screenshots for the weird Romers parking lot bug some of you have been getting!
- Leaked furry content in Romers has been cleaned up! Vanilla mode is safe once more! Sorry guys, when we transferred that NPC over from the Sleepover demo we forgot that they weren’t finished!
- In the optional furry mode you can now turn Furry tainting off if you want!
- Cleaned up a game freezing bug in Bobby Buck’s quest and tuned it to be faster and neater onscreen.
- Health lost in the tutorial no longer carries over to the main game.
As always, thanks a lot to all our writers, suggesters, players, and Patreon Supporters! You guys are all helping us make the game the best it can be!
So what’s coming next? It’s the Porn Studio!
Wow! It’s been exactly one year since Bad Neverland was released, and already the game has at least twice as much content! Much of it written by you! We’ve seen a whole lot of changes and improvements, and we are still going! So what have we got for you today that’s going to make our first anniversary extra special? Well of course we have an update for you! Go and check out the new content! But we are also launching the front page of our brand new shiny website! The whole thing is now up and ready to go! Check it out!
So, what have we got in this brand new release of Bad Neverland? Lets have a look!
- Romers Academy major quest release! Lots to do! Our first look inside the building!
- Futa Fetish Option added! Check out Puck down in the hedge garden to see it in action!
- Passers by now react to you being naked, or wearing only one thing, in the town and city!
- Brand new background scenes in the Jungle!
- New scenes in the Willows Trees by the river!
- Lots of new content that changes every time you visit certain places!
- Brand new ‘Naughty Noir’ theme for the online game!
- Completely fixed a huge bug that caused slowdowns and game crashes!
- Freaky Frank is no longer an anthro fox in Vanilla mode. (Thanks for spotting that guys!) Our favorite bear will be staying bear shaped though, don’t you worry!
- Named the Village in the game! After an actual place!
- Fixed a nasty bug in the costume room! Typing ‘take all’ in there no longer makes the game give up!
- Started getting rid of the annoying blank ‘Action:’ tags at the end of certain scenes. Tell us if you see one and it’s gone!
Check out the NEW MAP here!
It’s been a big sexy update! But what have we in store for you all in the coming year? Lets take a look!
- A fully working dirty sex-based quiz show, at last!
- A bigger better version of Romers!
- Turn Romers into your own kinky sex club!
- Working Porn Studio! Earn Money!
- A kinky Theater!
- Other huge areas full of sex!
- Many many new characters and sexual encounters!
- More fetishes!
- More sex!
It’s going to be another year of hard messy work and I hope you all enjoy what’s coming soon, because I know we will! Finally, I’d like to thank every single writer who has sent in scripts, everyone who suggested something to make the game better, and all of our Patreon supporters who are really giving us the time to code the game!
And lastly, of course, thanks a lot to all our thousands of players! Yes, thousands! We have had over 78544 total unique daily visitors to the blog since the game launched last year! And we get about a thousand a day now! This game is for all of you, and we hope you have all enjoyed it, and carry on enjoying it! Here’s to another year of naughty fun!